PSA

[xp_angel]

Listen. There are a lot of new people here, specifically young people and while I generally ignore anyone under the age of 18 and basically pretend they don't exist, I cannot in good conscience keep my mouth closed.

Why is there flannel everywhere? Every. Where. Is this Maine? Canada? Are we all lumberjacks? The only acceptable flannel is Burberry. AND EVEN THEN please do not wear shorts with it. Or crocs. Or sandals. Or anything that makes me look at your unpedicured toes.

This is also not a punk show, random kid that I saw wearing clothes that looked like they have safety pins and pants that are so drafty, I could see the goosebumps on your knees. If you're going to insist on the bandana look (which fine whatever, it's a statement) -- at least make it match something on you.

I am considering it a favour if any feral child would like an opportunity to get new clothes, simply so I can breathe in peace again.

Jay can take you shopping.

Comments

[xp_liono]

I'm from Maine.

[xp_angel]

Then why does it look so bad on you?

[xp_liono]

you said you'd fix it.

but you dress like a douchebag.

[xp_chambers]

first of all
fuck you
second of all
i'm 24

[xp_angel]

Oh if we're playing this:

First of all -- I don't care

Second of all -- that's even worse. Stop shopping at Hot Topic.

[xp_chambers]

I've never even seen a hot topic asshole
also I customized my jacket myself, and it looks good
at least I don't dress like a fucking prick

[xp_lusized]

one more 'fuck you' and you would have a haiku.

Mr Worthington I'm 19 and I only own one t-shirt and 2 pairs of jogging shorts and a really ugly yellow jumpsuit that is supposed to help my powers. Can I have 34,235 dollars for clothes, I need the latest Sarah Burton line and a Dyson curling iron to live.

[xp_angel]

That is a very specific amount, and I appreciate the research you have undertaken here.

Send your banking information to Illyana. Done and done.

[xp_dominion]

Not everyone needs every article of clothing to be both bespoke and tearaway, Worthington.

[xp_angel]

Now now, Kane. The children need to learn what's appropriate and what's not.

[xp_dominion]

For once we agree. You are an excellent example to use to learn what's appropriate and what's not.

[xp_magik]

Jay can take you shopping.

ur dumping him into the deep end huh thats kinda rude
make sure ur not passing the amts that have to be taxed on their end unless ur gonna give them cash under the table to cover the taxes

[xp_angel]

Is it? I wouldn't know, this is how I operate.

See, that's what you figure out. You make this all work. Magic. You rock.

[xp_madin]

I like flannel. And I got those messed up jeans from the op shop. I found the coat, though. Pretty proud of the coat, actually. It's from like 1999. It's super vintage.

[xp_angel]

Look. Just because something is old does not make it vintage.

[xp_icarus]

I'm just gonna buy em more flannel. Keeps warm.

[xp_angel]

Did you not see where I said designer flannel is acceptable? I thought you could read.

[xp_chambers]

You are infinitely more respectable than him

[xp_mayhem]

I'll let you pay to refresh my wardrobe if you also pay for my master's degree.
But my leather jacket isn't going anywhere, it's the only good piece that survived the portal.

[xp_catseye]

I'm sorry. Were you saying something about youthful fashion errors?

[xp_angel]

Coachella exists in its own realm, thank you very much.

Also, will you excuse me? I have to go and kill Felicia right now.

[xp_darcy]

Awww, Warren, babe, you look like one of those guys from Nickelback. Oooh, I bet II would have a heart attack if you grew your hair back out.

[xp_liono]

this is amazing

[xp_madin]

Wooowwwwww

[xp_madin]

Wooowwwwww