PSA

[xp_angel]

Listen. There are a lot of new people here, specifically young people and while I generally ignore anyone under the age of 18 and basically pretend they don't exist, I cannot in good conscience keep my mouth closed.

Why is there flannel everywhere? Every. Where. Is this Maine? Canada? Are we all lumberjacks? The only acceptable flannel is Burberry. AND EVEN THEN please do not wear shorts with it. Or crocs. Or sandals. Or anything that makes me look at your unpedicured toes.

This is also not a punk show, random kid that I saw wearing clothes that looked like they have safety pins and pants that are so drafty, I could see the goosebumps on your knees. If you're going to insist on the bandana look (which fine whatever, it's a statement) -- at least make it match something on you.

I am considering it a favour if any feral child would like an opportunity to get new clothes, simply so I can breathe in peace again.

Jay can take you shopping.

Comments

[xp_liono]

I'm from Maine.

[xp_angel]

Then why does it look so bad on you?

[xp_chambers]

first of all
fuck you
second of all
i'm 24

[xp_liono]

you said you'd fix it.

but you dress like a douchebag.

[xp_angel]

Oh if we're playing this:

First of all -- I don't care

Second of all -- that's even worse. Stop shopping at Hot Topic.

[xp_angel]

A rich douchebag who is giving you money to look better.

[xp_liono]

I won't dress like a douche bag.

I have self respect.

[xp_angel]

You'll see how quickly that leaves when you're taking someone else's money.

I don't care what you buy, but no flannel.

[xp_chambers]

I've never even seen a hot topic asshole
also I customized my jacket myself, and it looks good
at least I don't dress like a fucking prick

[xp_lusized]

one more 'fuck you' and you would have a haiku.

Mr Worthington I'm 19 and I only own one t-shirt and 2 pairs of jogging shorts and a really ugly yellow jumpsuit that is supposed to help my powers. Can I have 34,235 dollars for clothes, I need the latest Sarah Burton line and a Dyson curling iron to live.

[xp_liono]

then let's go shopping!

[xp_angel]

Me, seen in public with you?

No thank you. Go bother Illyana or Jay or Hope. That's why I pay them.

[xp_liono]

no no, YOU.

[xp_angel]

I also have not seen a hot topic asshole and I've seen many assholes.

PS: Commas are a thing. <3

[xp_angel]

That is a very specific amount, and I appreciate the research you have undertaken here.

Send your banking information to Illyana. Done and done.

[xp_angel]

I am very uncomfortable right now.

[xp_lusized]

Wait are you serious

[xp_liono]

I won't pounce you

[xp_angel]

Oh, changing your mind? That's unfortunate.

[xp_angel]

I have better things to do with my time than take a child shopping. Go bother someone I pay to do that.

[xp_chambers]

location? If you beat me in a fist fight you can buy me something

[xp_lusized]

I would never! I just thought you were teasing.

[xp_angel]

The fact that you think I need to earn the right to give you money is beyond laughable. Take it, don't take it, you literally mean nothing to me. I'm just tired of your clothes offending my eyes.

[xp_dominion]

Not everyone needs every article of clothing to be both bespoke and tearaway, Worthington.

[xp_angel]

Why would I be teasing? Google my net worth. Warren Worthington the Third.

I'll wait.