PSA

[xp_angel]

Listen. There are a lot of new people here, specifically young people and while I generally ignore anyone under the age of 18 and basically pretend they don't exist, I cannot in good conscience keep my mouth closed.

Why is there flannel everywhere? Every. Where. Is this Maine? Canada? Are we all lumberjacks? The only acceptable flannel is Burberry. AND EVEN THEN please do not wear shorts with it. Or crocs. Or sandals. Or anything that makes me look at your unpedicured toes.

This is also not a punk show, random kid that I saw wearing clothes that looked like they have safety pins and pants that are so drafty, I could see the goosebumps on your knees. If you're going to insist on the bandana look (which fine whatever, it's a statement) -- at least make it match something on you.

I am considering it a favour if any feral child would like an opportunity to get new clothes, simply so I can breathe in peace again.

Jay can take you shopping.

Comments

[xp_liono]

I'm from Maine.

[xp_chambers]

first of all
fuck you
second of all
i'm 24

[xp_dominion]

Not everyone needs every article of clothing to be both bespoke and tearaway, Worthington.

[xp_magik]

Jay can take you shopping.

ur dumping him into the deep end huh thats kinda rude
make sure ur not passing the amts that have to be taxed on their end unless ur gonna give them cash under the table to cover the taxes

[xp_madin]

I like flannel. And I got those messed up jeans from the op shop. I found the coat, though. Pretty proud of the coat, actually. It's from like 1999. It's super vintage.

[xp_icarus]

I'm just gonna buy em more flannel. Keeps warm.

[xp_mayhem]

I'll let you pay to refresh my wardrobe if you also pay for my master's degree.
But my leather jacket isn't going anywhere, it's the only good piece that survived the portal.

[xp_catseye]

I'm sorry. Were you saying something about youthful fashion errors?