PSA

[xp_angel]

Listen. There are a lot of new people here, specifically young people and while I generally ignore anyone under the age of 18 and basically pretend they don't exist, I cannot in good conscience keep my mouth closed.

Why is there flannel everywhere? Every. Where. Is this Maine? Canada? Are we all lumberjacks? The only acceptable flannel is Burberry. AND EVEN THEN please do not wear shorts with it. Or crocs. Or sandals. Or anything that makes me look at your unpedicured toes.

This is also not a punk show, random kid that I saw wearing clothes that looked like they have safety pins and pants that are so drafty, I could see the goosebumps on your knees. If you're going to insist on the bandana look (which fine whatever, it's a statement) -- at least make it match something on you.

I am considering it a favour if any feral child would like an opportunity to get new clothes, simply so I can breathe in peace again.

Jay can take you shopping.

Comments

[xp_lusized]

one more 'fuck you' and you would have a haiku.

Mr Worthington I'm 19 and I only own one t-shirt and 2 pairs of jogging shorts and a really ugly yellow jumpsuit that is supposed to help my powers. Can I have 34,235 dollars for clothes, I need the latest Sarah Burton line and a Dyson curling iron to live.

[xp_angel]

That is a very specific amount, and I appreciate the research you have undertaken here.

Send your banking information to Illyana. Done and done.

[xp_lusized]

Wait are you serious

[xp_angel]

Oh, changing your mind? That's unfortunate.

[xp_lusized]

I would never! I just thought you were teasing.

[xp_angel]

Why would I be teasing? Google my net worth. Warren Worthington the Third.

I'll wait.

[xp_lusized]

Mr Worthington, I did google you. That's why I thought you were kidding. Billionaires don't just give random kids money for clothes.

[xp_angel]

Listen. You're right. Normally, I would hoard my money like my manual on how to be a billionaire says so.

But have you seen the outfits in this Mansion? It causes me pain. Deep, spiritual pain. I can't have that.

So take my money. Get a manicure too.

[xp_lusized]

I can't my nails are invulnerable and I broke my dremel.

Wait can I add 79.99 for a dremel tool so I can re-do my manipedi?

[xp_angel]

Let's make it an even $35,000. I like round numbers.