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[xp_angel]

I'm back from Los Angeles and can only assume you all missed me terribly.

That's a perfectly normal and appropriate feeling to not having me around.

I did something new and it wasn't sexual -- I ate natto for the first time. It was slimy and gross and reminded me of things that I won't say on the journals as children will read it...but I'm sure adults know what I'm talking about.

Salty.

Gooshy.

Weird after taste.

Now I'm wondering what I should eat next.

Comments

[xp_daredevil]

have you tried durian fruit?

[xp_angel]

Isn't that considered a war crime?

[xp_daredevil]

not in the USA, but I believe in parts of Europe

[xp_angel]

You can't tell me you'd be happy with me bringing that to the Mansion, considering your sense of smell.

[xp_daredevil]

like I've never been to China town

[xp_darcy]

I wanna try durian fruit. I've heard it tastes good, just smells horrid.

But outside. Not inside the mansion and definitely not taking it on public transit. Isn't it banned on transit in a few countries?

[xp_daredevil]

please brush your teeth and mouthwash after.

maybe invite Doug?

[xp_darcy]

Oh hon. You're all going down with me. Haven't you realized that yet? It's like when you and Foggy make us deal with your ill-advised taco nights. 😇

[xp_banshee]

'Gooshy.'

Really.

You should take a literature course or something. You definitely need better descriptors.

[xp_cypher]

Maybe we should enter His Worthingtonness into the Literary Reviews 'Bad Sex In Fiction' award.

[xp_angel]

Did you not read my post, Doug? No sex was mentioned. I deserve an award for that alone.

[xp_cypher]

Yes, yes, we're all very proud that you didn't fuck the natto, Warren.

[xp_angel]

You know exactly what I mean. That makes it effective.

[xp_banshee]

You definitely deserve that terrible writing award.

[xp_liono]

are your wings tired?

[xp_angel]

No, why would they? I own several private jets.

[xp_liono]

oh God. YOU'RE THE REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING.

[xp_angel]

We all are, but especially cows. Do you know much methane they produce?

Scandalous.

[xp_darcy]

Mm, one of the few things in life I'm not trying unless I significantly lose my sense of smell.

[xp_angel]

It was not pleasant. I don't understand why it needs mustard as well.

[xp_darcy]

I would say to hide the taste, but I think you'd have to shove horseradish or worse into your nose to cover the smell. My nose is too delicate for that, and yours doesn't need the extra abuse.

Thanks for taking one for the team though, now I can make jokes that Jay-Z was rapping about natto the whole time. ♪ Gimme that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff ♪

[xp_cypher]

w e l p

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[xp_angel]

I live for these kinds of comments.

[xp_shatterstar]

eat a stick

[xp_angel]

No, I ate fermented soybeans.