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[xp_angel]

I'm back from Los Angeles and can only assume you all missed me terribly.

That's a perfectly normal and appropriate feeling to not having me around.

I did something new and it wasn't sexual -- I ate natto for the first time. It was slimy and gross and reminded me of things that I won't say on the journals as children will read it...but I'm sure adults know what I'm talking about.

Salty.

Gooshy.

Weird after taste.

Now I'm wondering what I should eat next.

Comments

[xp_angel]

No, why would they? I own several private jets.

[xp_liono]

oh God. YOU'RE THE REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING.

[xp_angel]

We all are, but especially cows. Do you know much methane they produce?

Scandalous.

[xp_liono]

not nearly as much as airplanes. it's just easier to blame animals having biology than yourself

[xp_angel]

Not only is it easier, I genuinely don't care enough.

[xp_liono]

you're why the future sucks.

[xp_angel]

Nah, I'm why the present sucks.

YOU'RE why the future sucks.

[xp_liono]

.... way to act your shoe size

[xp_angel]

Have to stay young at heart or else I'll be boring.

[xp_liono]

you're already boring

[xp_angel]

Tomato, tomahto.

[xp_magik]

Warren. No. Argue with teen, nobody wins. Is just sad. World will punish by making them new intern or something.

[xp_angel]

My new intern? Then you're the one being punished since now you have to go hire them.

[xp_magik]

Do not know if котик is old enough to do intern work. Will enquire about employment law for minors. He can learn espresso machine and staring at poor performers with wide eyes like they are stomping on joy in world.

Perhaps Sharon would be better fit, however? We will discuss tomorrow.

[xp_angel]

Minors can work as long as it's not during school hours, I think. Do it up.

Sharon? That'd be ...interesting. I welcome this idea.

[xp_magik]

Cannot believe you are making ME be responsible adult. Gross.

[xp_banshee]

What an absolutely abhorrent thing to say.

[xp_angel]

I am ab-whorrent.

That's how it's spelled right?