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Sep. 12th, 2023 02:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_angelI'm back from Los Angeles and can only assume you all missed me terribly.
That's a perfectly normal and appropriate feeling to not having me around.
I did something new and it wasn't sexual -- I ate natto for the first time. It was slimy and gross and reminded me of things that I won't say on the journals as children will read it...but I'm sure adults know what I'm talking about.
Salty.
Gooshy.
Weird after taste.
Now I'm wondering what I should eat next.
That's a perfectly normal and appropriate feeling to not having me around.
I did something new and it wasn't sexual -- I ate natto for the first time. It was slimy and gross and reminded me of things that I won't say on the journals as children will read it...but I'm sure adults know what I'm talking about.
Salty.
Gooshy.
Weird after taste.
Now I'm wondering what I should eat next.
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Date: 2023-09-12 10:46 pm (UTC)Really.
You should take a literature course or something. You definitely need better descriptors.
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Date: 2023-09-12 11:28 pm (UTC)You know exactly what I mean. That makes it effective.
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Date: 2023-09-12 11:29 pm (UTC)No, why would they? I own several private jets.
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Date: 2023-09-12 11:29 pm (UTC)Did you not read my post, Doug? No sex was mentioned. I deserve an award for that alone.
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Date: 2023-09-12 11:35 pm (UTC)Thank you. I appreciate it even if that is a terrible mental image.
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Date: 2023-09-12 11:39 pm (UTC)We all are, but especially cows. Do you know much methane they produce?
Scandalous.
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Date: 2023-09-12 11:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-09-12 11:54 pm (UTC)Not only is it easier, I genuinely don't care enough.
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Date: 2023-09-12 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-09-13 12:03 am (UTC)Nah, I'm why the present sucks.
YOU'RE why the future sucks.
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Date: 2023-09-13 12:16 am (UTC)Have to stay young at heart or else I'll be boring.
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