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[xp_angel]

I'm back from Los Angeles and can only assume you all missed me terribly.

That's a perfectly normal and appropriate feeling to not having me around.

I did something new and it wasn't sexual -- I ate natto for the first time. It was slimy and gross and reminded me of things that I won't say on the journals as children will read it...but I'm sure adults know what I'm talking about.

Salty.

Gooshy.

Weird after taste.

Now I'm wondering what I should eat next.

Comments

[xp_darcy]

I wanna try durian fruit. I've heard it tastes good, just smells horrid.

But outside. Not inside the mansion and definitely not taking it on public transit. Isn't it banned on transit in a few countries?

[xp_daredevil]

please brush your teeth and mouthwash after.

maybe invite Doug?

[xp_darcy]

Oh hon. You're all going down with me. Haven't you realized that yet? It's like when you and Foggy make us deal with your ill-advised taco nights. 😇

[xp_daredevil]

that's just cause you don't like the worm.

I'm disabled. take pity on me.

[xp_darcy]

We're going to the durian instead of bringing it into the house or my car.

That's it, that's the accommodation. You only have to try a small bite. I'm not above friendly bribery or peer pressure. 😇

[xp_daredevil]

only if you torture Foggy and Marci, too.

torture for everyone.

[xp_darcy]

ALL of you. Group date!!!

[xp_daredevil]

ugh. I want out of this polycule... Foggy is going to laugh his ass off. you all are.

[xp_darcy]

You don't mean that but you can always ask Foggy to go steady. 😘

[xp_daredevil]

I tried that.

he won't do long distance. and you know what? he's right.

[xp_darcy]

oh yes because westchester to nyc is so far when you spend half your nights there anyhow :p

[xp_daredevil]

he doesn't have a car and I can't legally drive

[xp_darcy]

both of you know how to use the transit system

[xp_daredevil]

yeah, but it takes 10 years practically between NYC and Westchester.

[xp_darcy]

with traffic it shakes out to about 90 minutes regardless of whether you're on the train or in a car. why do you think i only drive when i have stuff to do or know i'm working late into the evening?

[xp_daredevil]

right. that's forever.

[xp_darcy]

you're so impatient

[xp_daredevil]

it's public transit, Darcy

[xp_darcy]

wear headphones like the rest of us, matthew

[xp_daredevil]

I suffer

[xp_darcy]

poor baby, so unfeeded and unloved... wait, no, that's crookshanks

[xp_daredevil]

now I'm hungry.

but I'll go get myself food. you want anything?

[xp_darcy]

whatever you're having, no raw onions, and the pleasure of your company? alternately there's some leftover beef stew and fresh bread in here.

[xp_daredevil]

and, pants are optional. wins for all.

[xp_darcy]

it's true, but you might get some purple fur on your legs from sharon's visits