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[xp_angel]

I'm back from Los Angeles and can only assume you all missed me terribly.

That's a perfectly normal and appropriate feeling to not having me around.

I did something new and it wasn't sexual -- I ate natto for the first time. It was slimy and gross and reminded me of things that I won't say on the journals as children will read it...but I'm sure adults know what I'm talking about.

Salty.

Gooshy.

Weird after taste.

Now I'm wondering what I should eat next.

Comments

[xp_daredevil]

have you tried durian fruit?

[xp_angel]

Isn't that considered a war crime?

[xp_daredevil]

not in the USA, but I believe in parts of Europe

[xp_angel]

You can't tell me you'd be happy with me bringing that to the Mansion, considering your sense of smell.

[xp_daredevil]

like I've never been to China town

[xp_banshee]

'Gooshy.'

Really.

You should take a literature course or something. You definitely need better descriptors.

[xp_liono]

are your wings tired?

[xp_cypher]

Maybe we should enter His Worthingtonness into the Literary Reviews 'Bad Sex In Fiction' award.

[xp_angel]

You know exactly what I mean. That makes it effective.

[xp_angel]

No, why would they? I own several private jets.

[xp_angel]

Did you not read my post, Doug? No sex was mentioned. I deserve an award for that alone.

[xp_cypher]

Yes, yes, we're all very proud that you didn't fuck the natto, Warren.

[xp_angel]

Thank you. I appreciate it even if that is a terrible mental image.

[xp_liono]

oh God. YOU'RE THE REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING.

[xp_angel]

We all are, but especially cows. Do you know much methane they produce?

Scandalous.

[xp_liono]

not nearly as much as airplanes. it's just easier to blame animals having biology than yourself

[xp_angel]

Not only is it easier, I genuinely don't care enough.

[xp_liono]

you're why the future sucks.

[xp_angel]

Nah, I'm why the present sucks.

YOU'RE why the future sucks.

[xp_liono]

.... way to act your shoe size

[xp_angel]

Have to stay young at heart or else I'll be boring.

[xp_liono]

you're already boring

[xp_banshee]

You definitely deserve that terrible writing award.

[xp_banshee]

What an absolutely abhorrent thing to say.

[xp_darcy]

Mm, one of the few things in life I'm not trying unless I significantly lose my sense of smell.