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[xp_angel]

You. Yeah, you. The one sitting here, browsing your list, wondering what to do with yourself.

Why not celebrate CHRISTMAS IN JULY with me and ask Daddy Warren for what your heart desires? I'm in a benevolent mood and as such, I shall shower you all with riches*


*within reason, I have no interest in going from billionaire extraordinaire to a paltry millionaire

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[xp_darcy]

The last time you did this I gained a whole new degree. (And the ability to mock your old man, which is honestly one of the highlights of getting said degree.)

[xp_angel]

No one is ever disappointed by things I give them.

[xp_darcy]

I certainly haven't been.

[xp_mayhem]

Wait wait you paid for someone's WHOLE DEGREE???

[xp_submariner]

Halt marine plastic pollution.

[xp_wildchild]

Bro, ask him for like 13 more Mr Trash Wheels, (the googly eyed raft in Baltimore that was eating trash)

[xp_submariner]

Baltimore, you say.

We recall a raft like this piloted by crabs as an effective weapon against the civilian population. Bold thought.

[xp_angel]

Oh that's not a problem I can fix with money. That involves ethics and morals and values and I really don't dabble in all that.

[xp_wildchild]

13 new Mr Trash Wheels please

[xp_submariner]

Noted. By your own admission, you are worthless.

Tell me: when the revolution comes, where will you hide?

[xp_banshee]

One million USD, please.

[xp_angel]

Blank cheques are lovely, but I am nosy AF so what do you want it for?

[xp_banshee]

$2.5M for investments, the interest of which will be used to fund education outreach in District-X.
$2.5M for investments, the interest of which will be used to help in upgrading infrastructure in District-X.
$2.5M for investments, the interest of which will be used to fund mutant-owned start-ups and/or current businesses in District-X.
$2.5M to begin a scholarship that will be used to help fund higher education for teenagers from District-X.

[xp_trance]

How about 90 days without any PR emergencies? I am still channeling the speculation on your sudden return.

[xp_angel]

90 days?!

Darling, that's a little excessive, don't you think? What about a week? I could do that.

Jesus...

[xp_changeling]

If you took that offer down to a table at the community with real staff and an outreach program in District-X, you could do a tremendous amount of good; buy out properties from investors and turn them into tenant owned co-ops, give small businesses their own locations in the area free of rent, establish scholarship programs for a lot of kids and teens, especially those who struggle with visible mutations or ones which require accessibility accommodations, and establish a community based health care programs for thousands who due to their mutations are locked out of existing insurance due to laws that have not caught up with their needs.

I know this was a funny, ask the rich guy for dumb shit post, but we live in a secure mansion with all of our needs met. There are more fucking luxury cars and bikes in that garage than a Lexus showroom. You want to play Daddy Warren so people will kiss the ring, at least focus on the people who need it a fuck of a lot more than us.

Re: Jesus...

[xp_angel]

Way to harsh my buzz, Sydney.

All jokes aside, set up meetings and I can make some of this happen. You have a good point, as much as I loathe to admit it.

Do you have specifics or are you just waxing poetic?

[xp_loa]

If you're handing out blank cheques, I'll take one for some upcoming DX projects.

[xp_angel]

You sound like Terry up there. Do you guys work together? Give me a proposal.

[xp_daredevil]

I've emailed you a list of nonprofits that could use some help.

And please pay off my partner's student loans.

[xp_angel]

Why is everyone so selfless these days? I blame the media.

Sure, why not. Send me details.

[xp_blink]

you know what I want.

[xp_angel]

Credit card access to all the shoes and makeup. I should just set you up an account with Sephora or Ulta at this point.

Actually, want to troll the common people with me, and go to open houses? I'm bored and want to look at pretty things.

[xp_jubilee]

Do I get to call you Daddy Warbucks? Because I'm totally willing to make Christmas in July wishes for that.

[xp_angel]

Whatever makes you happy, beautiful. I am here for it.