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[xp_angel]

You. Yeah, you. The one sitting here, browsing your list, wondering what to do with yourself.

Why not celebrate CHRISTMAS IN JULY with me and ask Daddy Warren for what your heart desires? I'm in a benevolent mood and as such, I shall shower you all with riches*


*within reason, I have no interest in going from billionaire extraordinaire to a paltry millionaire

Comments

[xp_darcy]

The last time you did this I gained a whole new degree. (And the ability to mock your old man, which is honestly one of the highlights of getting said degree.)

[xp_submariner]

Halt marine plastic pollution.

[xp_wildchild]

Bro, ask him for like 13 more Mr Trash Wheels, (the googly eyed raft in Baltimore that was eating trash)

[xp_submariner]

Baltimore, you say.

We recall a raft like this piloted by crabs as an effective weapon against the civilian population. Bold thought.

[xp_wildchild]

Oh, yeah they did get up on one of them and cause some chaos.

I mean imagine how much pollution mitigation could happen between bouts of chaos. win-win.

[xp_angel]

No one is ever disappointed by things I give them.

[xp_angel]

Oh that's not a problem I can fix with money. That involves ethics and morals and values and I really don't dabble in all that.

[xp_submariner]

Excellent. We know someone who can provide the crabs.

[xp_wildchild]

13 new Mr Trash Wheels please

[xp_angel]

That was the greatest thing I have ever googled. I demand a fleet with my hair style.

I'll have my people message their people.

Hope -- you're my people, go get me good environmental PR.

[xp_darcy]

I certainly haven't been.

[xp_angel]

I strive for a 100% satisfaction rating.

[xp_submariner]

Noted. By your own admission, you are worthless.

Tell me: when the revolution comes, where will you hide?

[xp_angel]

Whoa there. That's a bold statement to make. I'm worth billions.

In my golden castle with a lava moat, obviously.

[xp_darcy]

6 stars out of 5, zero regrets about what getting this degree led to.

[xp_submariner]

We have asked google about this. Generational wealth and exploitation. How archaically classic.

If you are the stronger billionaire, why not simply devour both your father and this Richard Branson.

[xp_angel]

Classic is always a good look, thank you.

Richard Branson, he would be like eating jerky -- I don't think my digestive system could handle that. And as for my father, patricide wouldn't be the worst sin I've indulged in. I don't love the taste of pork though. Truly, this isn't a great plan. Do better.

[xp_submariner]

We agree. You should.

[xp_angel]

This is why you're my favourite.

[xp_darcy]

Flattery will get you dinner and lounge clothes only viewing of Miss Congeniality. (Plus the story of why Mr. Mason is no longer employed at the NYC branch of WI.)

[xp_angel]

I'm sorry -- who is this 'we'? Are there several of yous? That seems exhausting. You must have an excellent PR firm.

[xp_banshee]

One million USD, please.

[xp_angel]

Blank cheques are lovely, but I am nosy AF so what do you want it for?

[xp_bevatron]

Kurt and I did our best to keep the crabs from overrunning it, but unfortunately this was before the situation improved.

[xp_banshee]

$2.5M for investments, the interest of which will be used to fund education outreach in District-X.
$2.5M for investments, the interest of which will be used to help in upgrading infrastructure in District-X.
$2.5M for investments, the interest of which will be used to fund mutant-owned start-ups and/or current businesses in District-X.
$2.5M to begin a scholarship that will be used to help fund higher education for teenagers from District-X.