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[xp_angel]

You. Yeah, you. The one sitting here, browsing your list, wondering what to do with yourself.

Why not celebrate CHRISTMAS IN JULY with me and ask Daddy Warren for what your heart desires? I'm in a benevolent mood and as such, I shall shower you all with riches*


*within reason, I have no interest in going from billionaire extraordinaire to a paltry millionaire

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[xp_angel]

Oh that's not a problem I can fix with money. That involves ethics and morals and values and I really don't dabble in all that.

[xp_wildchild]

13 new Mr Trash Wheels please

[xp_angel]

That was the greatest thing I have ever googled. I demand a fleet with my hair style.

I'll have my people message their people.

Hope -- you're my people, go get me good environmental PR.

[xp_submariner]

Noted. By your own admission, you are worthless.

Tell me: when the revolution comes, where will you hide?

[xp_angel]

Whoa there. That's a bold statement to make. I'm worth billions.

In my golden castle with a lava moat, obviously.

[xp_submariner]

We have asked google about this. Generational wealth and exploitation. How archaically classic.

If you are the stronger billionaire, why not simply devour both your father and this Richard Branson.

[xp_angel]

Classic is always a good look, thank you.

Richard Branson, he would be like eating jerky -- I don't think my digestive system could handle that. And as for my father, patricide wouldn't be the worst sin I've indulged in. I don't love the taste of pork though. Truly, this isn't a great plan. Do better.

[xp_submariner]

We agree. You should.

[xp_angel]

I'm sorry -- who is this 'we'? Are there several of yous? That seems exhausting. You must have an excellent PR firm.