PSA

[xp_angel]

Listen. There are a lot of new people here, specifically young people and while I generally ignore anyone under the age of 18 and basically pretend they don't exist, I cannot in good conscience keep my mouth closed.

Why is there flannel everywhere? Every. Where. Is this Maine? Canada? Are we all lumberjacks? The only acceptable flannel is Burberry. AND EVEN THEN please do not wear shorts with it. Or crocs. Or sandals. Or anything that makes me look at your unpedicured toes.

This is also not a punk show, random kid that I saw wearing clothes that looked like they have safety pins and pants that are so drafty, I could see the goosebumps on your knees. If you're going to insist on the bandana look (which fine whatever, it's a statement) -- at least make it match something on you.

I am considering it a favour if any feral child would like an opportunity to get new clothes, simply so I can breathe in peace again.

Jay can take you shopping.

Comments

[xp_catseye]

I'm sorry. Were you saying something about youthful fashion errors?

[xp_angel]

Coachella exists in its own realm, thank you very much.

Also, will you excuse me? I have to go and kill Felicia right now.

[xp_catseye]

I found both of these images through legitimate means. Definitely not texted to me directly.

[xp_angel]

Yes, because you are absolutely the kind of person to go through People magazine archives.

[xp_catseye]

I was born in 2003. What's a magazine?

[xp_darcy]

Awww, Warren, babe, you look like one of those guys from Nickelback. Oooh, I bet II would have a heart attack if you grew your hair back out.

[xp_angel]

We all make choices during university, darling

[xp_darcy]

It's adorable, I love it. Very tuggable. My own university choices were less fashion motived.

[xp_liono]

this is amazing

[xp_catseye]

My gift to you, Kitten.

[xp_liono]

proof you love me

[xp_catseye]

I am always willing to avenge you. Which is basically the same thing.

[xp_liono]

good enough!

[xp_madin]

Wooowwwwww

[xp_madin]

Wooowwwwww

[xp_lusized]

I don't hate the vest in the second picture but it is giving me that old retro movie about pot.

[xp_madin]

I know, right?

[xp_angel]

It was taken at Coachella. I was most certainly high on many drugs.

[xp_cypher]

Fast Times At Ridgemont High? The hair is definitely serving some Jeff Spicoli vibes...