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[xp_angel]

You. Yeah, you. The one sitting here, browsing your list, wondering what to do with yourself.

Why not celebrate CHRISTMAS IN JULY with me and ask Daddy Warren for what your heart desires? I'm in a benevolent mood and as such, I shall shower you all with riches*


*within reason, I have no interest in going from billionaire extraordinaire to a paltry millionaire

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[xp_banshee]

One million USD, please.

[xp_angel]

Blank cheques are lovely, but I am nosy AF so what do you want it for?

[xp_banshee]

$2.5M for investments, the interest of which will be used to fund education outreach in District-X.
$2.5M for investments, the interest of which will be used to help in upgrading infrastructure in District-X.
$2.5M for investments, the interest of which will be used to fund mutant-owned start-ups and/or current businesses in District-X.
$2.5M to begin a scholarship that will be used to help fund higher education for teenagers from District-X.

[xp_wildchild]

honey ilu but that is 10 not 1 ;)

[xp_banshee]

Well you weren't supposed to point that out to him!

Since you have, though, I shall rewrite the distribution plan.

$250k for investments, the interest of which will be used to fund education outreach in District-X.
$250K for investments, the interest of which will be used to help in upgrading infrastructure in District-X.
$250k for investments, the interest of which will be used to fund mutant-owned start-ups and/or current businesses in District-X.
$250k to begin a scholarship that will be used to help fund higher education for teenagers from District-X.

[xp_wildchild]

no no he's stupid rich you go "oh shit I missed a 0 thank you KYle' and you get 2.5mil times 4

[xp_angel]

$1 million I could find in my couch.

10 is a little harder to justify as a whim.

[xp_invisible]

I'm sure I could rustle up a little loose change to help out the whim fund.

[xp_angel]

Oh we are back at $1 million.

Do I get my name on this donation? I am loving all of this philanthropy. I am truly an amazing human.

[xp_banshee]

If you'd like to donate $10M, I most certainly wouldn't say no. I do, however, understand that, as you mentioned to Kyle, $10M would be more difficult to justify. Though you could make it an annual, tax deductible contribution to the Xavier Institute.

[xp_angel]

I think breaking it into manageable projects using some of the resources WI already has would be prudent. More cost-efficient. I'm trying to really bolster our philanthropic contributions so this would work.

Do you have people to contact my people or are you the people?

[xp_banshee]

I know people.

I assume, as you've mentioned elsewhere, Hope Abbott is your 'people'? I'll touch base with her, but I would like your approval for the plans going forward. Also, if there's a ribbon cutting or something, I'll make sure you're notified so you can look suitably involved.