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[xp_angel]

I'm back from Los Angeles and can only assume you all missed me terribly.

That's a perfectly normal and appropriate feeling to not having me around.

I did something new and it wasn't sexual -- I ate natto for the first time. It was slimy and gross and reminded me of things that I won't say on the journals as children will read it...but I'm sure adults know what I'm talking about.

Salty.

Gooshy.

Weird after taste.

Now I'm wondering what I should eat next.

Comments

[xp_daredevil]

that's just cause you don't like the worm.

I'm disabled. take pity on me.

[xp_darcy]

We're going to the durian instead of bringing it into the house or my car.

That's it, that's the accommodation. You only have to try a small bite. I'm not above friendly bribery or peer pressure. 😇

[xp_daredevil]

only if you torture Foggy and Marci, too.

torture for everyone.

[xp_darcy]

ALL of you. Group date!!!

[xp_daredevil]

ugh. I want out of this polycule... Foggy is going to laugh his ass off. you all are.

[xp_darcy]

You don't mean that but you can always ask Foggy to go steady. 😘

[xp_daredevil]

I tried that.

he won't do long distance. and you know what? he's right.

[xp_darcy]

oh yes because westchester to nyc is so far when you spend half your nights there anyhow :p

[xp_daredevil]

he doesn't have a car and I can't legally drive

[xp_darcy]

both of you know how to use the transit system

[xp_daredevil]

yeah, but it takes 10 years practically between NYC and Westchester.

[xp_darcy]

with traffic it shakes out to about 90 minutes regardless of whether you're on the train or in a car. why do you think i only drive when i have stuff to do or know i'm working late into the evening?

[xp_daredevil]

right. that's forever.

[xp_darcy]

you're so impatient

[xp_daredevil]

it's public transit, Darcy

[xp_darcy]

wear headphones like the rest of us, matthew

[xp_daredevil]

I suffer

[xp_darcy]

poor baby, so unfeeded and unloved... wait, no, that's crookshanks

[xp_daredevil]

now I'm hungry.

but I'll go get myself food. you want anything?

[xp_darcy]

whatever you're having, no raw onions, and the pleasure of your company? alternately there's some leftover beef stew and fresh bread in here.

[xp_daredevil]

and, pants are optional. wins for all.

[xp_darcy]

it's true, but you might get some purple fur on your legs from sharon's visits

[xp_daredevil]

....apparently if you don't hit the reply button your reply doesn't show. shocking.

I'm not against cat fur.

[xp_darcy]

That's good because I can't clean enough to keep the fur at bay. There's a lint roller for the worst of it.

[xp_daredevil]

I can't see it