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[xp_angel]

You. Yeah, you. The one sitting here, browsing your list, wondering what to do with yourself.

Why not celebrate CHRISTMAS IN JULY with me and ask Daddy Warren for what your heart desires? I'm in a benevolent mood and as such, I shall shower you all with riches*


*within reason, I have no interest in going from billionaire extraordinaire to a paltry millionaire

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[xp_angel]

No one is ever disappointed by things I give them.

[xp_darcy]

I certainly haven't been.

[xp_angel]

I strive for a 100% satisfaction rating.

[xp_darcy]

6 stars out of 5, zero regrets about what getting this degree led to.

[xp_angel]

This is why you're my favourite.

[xp_darcy]

Flattery will get you dinner and lounge clothes only viewing of Miss Congeniality. (Plus the story of why Mr. Mason is no longer employed at the NYC branch of WI.)

[xp_angel]

Consider it done! If you're lucky, you can use my wings as a pillow.

[xp_darcy]

Oooh, the wings? You really are going for that 100+ satisfaction rating. ♥

[xp_mayhem]

Wait wait you paid for someone's WHOLE DEGREE???

[xp_angel]

Like that's hard?

[xp_mayhem]

I think I had like $50 to my name when I arrived here. I mean, I had savings at home, but there are no cross-dimensional banks that I'm aware of yet.

[xp_angel]

I'm the original nepo baby, and I tend to lean into that. I made billions off the billions my father already had.

[xp_mayhem]

Yeah, my dad worked for NYPD. Good enough to own our flat, not enough to be one of the rich kids.

Anyways, if you want to fund a Master's in engineering I'm willing to write up a proposal, bat my eyelashes, and say "pretty please, Uncle Warren" because I'm not calling you Daddy.