Happy one year, mi amor

[xp_angel]

  February is over, and thank goodness. 

 

I continue to be offended that I was not born on Valentine's Day, so thank you all for understanding this difficult time of my life.

 

I thought I fixed it by marrying the one and only woman who will ever put up with me permanently, but apparently no.  February still sucks.

Bobbi also sucks.  Hehehehehe.

 

Fellas, things don't stop just because you're married.  Phew, there I said it.  Feels good to get that off my chest.  Marriage isn't awful.

 

I love you, Bobbi.  I'm glad we eloped.  I'm not glad that I now owe Hope enough to buy a small country for breaking our contract.  

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[xp_trance]

Congratulations.

Now know it's not just my contract that you broke. I have almost a dozen vendors who would very much like a pound of your flesh, but a good amount of money will do.

You'll hear from me soon what the total damage is.