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[xp_angel]

I'm back from Los Angeles and can only assume you all missed me terribly.

That's a perfectly normal and appropriate feeling to not having me around.

I did something new and it wasn't sexual -- I ate natto for the first time. It was slimy and gross and reminded me of things that I won't say on the journals as children will read it...but I'm sure adults know what I'm talking about.

Salty.

Gooshy.

Weird after taste.

Now I'm wondering what I should eat next.

Comments

[xp_magik]

Warren. No. Argue with teen, nobody wins. Is just sad. World will punish by making them new intern or something.

[xp_angel]

My new intern? Then you're the one being punished since now you have to go hire them.

[xp_angel]

I am ab-whorrent.

That's how it's spelled right?

[xp_angel]

Tomato, tomahto.

[xp_angel]

It was not pleasant. I don't understand why it needs mustard as well.

[xp_darcy]

I would say to hide the taste, but I think you'd have to shove horseradish or worse into your nose to cover the smell. My nose is too delicate for that, and yours doesn't need the extra abuse.

Thanks for taking one for the team though, now I can make jokes that Jay-Z was rapping about natto the whole time. ♪ Gimme that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff ♪

[xp_magik]

Do not know if котик is old enough to do intern work. Will enquire about employment law for minors. He can learn espresso machine and staring at poor performers with wide eyes like they are stomping on joy in world.

Perhaps Sharon would be better fit, however? We will discuss tomorrow.

[xp_shatterstar]

eat a stick

[xp_cypher]

w e l p

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[xp_angel]

I don't hate anyone enough at the Mansion to do that.

[xp_angel]

Minors can work as long as it's not during school hours, I think. Do it up.

Sharon? That'd be ...interesting. I welcome this idea.

[xp_angel]

I live for these kinds of comments.

[xp_angel]

No, I ate fermented soybeans.

[xp_darcy]

Sometimes the two geese inside of me team up to say horrifying shit. That happens more often when you give me such great material. 😇

[xp_darcy]

🪿

[xp_cypher]

It is a beautiful day in Westchester, NY.

And my girlfriend is a horrible goose.

<3

[xp_darcy]

I aim to scar and horrify the weak stomached and hypervisual. 😇

[xp_magik]

Cannot believe you are making ME be responsible adult. Gross.

[xp_darcy]

I wanna try durian fruit. I've heard it tastes good, just smells horrid.

But outside. Not inside the mansion and definitely not taking it on public transit. Isn't it banned on transit in a few countries?

[xp_daredevil]

please brush your teeth and mouthwash after.

maybe invite Doug?

[xp_darcy]

Oh hon. You're all going down with me. Haven't you realized that yet? It's like when you and Foggy make us deal with your ill-advised taco nights. 😇

[xp_daredevil]

that's just cause you don't like the worm.

I'm disabled. take pity on me.

[xp_darcy]

We're going to the durian instead of bringing it into the house or my car.

That's it, that's the accommodation. You only have to try a small bite. I'm not above friendly bribery or peer pressure. 😇

[xp_daredevil]

only if you torture Foggy and Marci, too.

torture for everyone.

[xp_darcy]

ALL of you. Group date!!!