Injustices

[xp_angel]

This world, my friends, is a cruel place. It is not the jive, free love, environment we all expected to grow into.

It is a place where one's selfish assistant decides to throw their engagement party during the most important global conference of the year.

I ask you -- how am I expected to be my debonair self if I'm responsible for the day to day tedium of taking care of myself?

The horror.

Comments

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Jolene is getting engaged?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

You wanna know what's difficult? Finding somebody to fly me and a couple people up to a part of Alaska that nobody'll fly to because of weather patterns that Doug says are fake. That's difficult.

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

You'll manage, I'm sure.

...ok, I'm not so sure. So if you need help let me know, I guess?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Your assistant got engaged? Someone wants to marry that woman?

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Clearly you need an assistant for your assistant, so that you either have someone to step in when your assistant is out, or someone to handle all of that tediousness for your assistant so that she can spend her time assisting you.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

This is the part where I promise to send you lots of pictures and make sure no-one talks too badly about you behind your back right?