Injustices

[xp_angel]

This world, my friends, is a cruel place. It is not the jive, free love, environment we all expected to grow into.

It is a place where one's selfish assistant decides to throw their engagement party during the most important global conference of the year.

I ask you -- how am I expected to be my debonair self if I'm responsible for the day to day tedium of taking care of myself?

The horror.

Comments

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Jolene is getting engaged?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

You wanna know what's difficult? Finding somebody to fly me and a couple people up to a part of Alaska that nobody'll fly to because of weather patterns that Doug says are fake. That's difficult.

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

You'll manage, I'm sure.

...ok, I'm not so sure. So if you need help let me know, I guess?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Your assistant got engaged? Someone wants to marry that woman?

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

She's been threatening it for years, but I suppose the pre-nup is finally to her liking.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Global warming.

I'd fly you but I can only do one person at a time.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm...happy for her? Even if she isn't exactly the most pleasant person to be around.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

I'm not a good adult. Do you have any idea how much I need to juggle a day?

You should come to Japan and help me out.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

You've met Jolene?

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Good breeding stock. Connor's family is a bit too English. They need her genes and she needs money.

There might be something resembling mutual admiration. I think.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

I believe that is an understatement. She is a harpy, but she is a efficient one.

If she had a gun with one bullet, and two people to kill, she'd find a way.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

She must be. :) So how long will you be inconvenienced? Just the day?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Rosemary's Baby. Calling it now.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Uh, yes.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

The entire week. She has too much to plan, she said. The woman is doing this to get back at me because I refuse to marry her.

This is entirely personal.

[xp-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

All joking aside (for now) I imagine it's usually not a short list.

Japan? I don't think it could possibly be any further away, wow.

...how long is it for anyway? And what would it entail exactly?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it is. :D You poor dear.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I'm so very sorry.

That woman is like a well manicured pitbull.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

I vomited in my mouth. Thank you for that.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Now you have some idea of what it's like to run into you.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

At least I'm memorable.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

A week. And you would be in charge of me. Keep track of where I need to be when, what I should wear, who I should schmooze, etc.

I'd tell you everything, but I would expect you to remember as I can't be bothered. You'd also have to attend most of my meetings and all my evening activities.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Clearly you need an assistant for your assistant, so that you either have someone to step in when your assistant is out, or someone to handle all of that tediousness for your assistant so that she can spend her time assisting you.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

This is the part where I promise to send you lots of pictures and make sure no-one talks too badly about you behind your back right?

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

I should tell her that, I don't think Jolene would rest until Warren agreed to hire her an assistant.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

I feel like I've contributed to either evil or chaos here, so I guess my work is done.