A friendly reminder that today, the greatest of days, my mother gave birth to a literal angel.
In honour of my day, I demand the glory that I deserve.
A few suggestions, if you're struggling to think of a birthday gift:
- A golden idol of myself
- Chocolate eclaires
- Grapes. Pre-peeled, of course
- Chocolates
- A life-size model of Pamela Anderson, circa 1990
- Chocolate covered strawberries
Remember: today doesn't end until 11:59 p.m.
Plenty of time.
In honour of my day, I demand the glory that I deserve.
A few suggestions, if you're struggling to think of a birthday gift:
- A golden idol of myself
- Chocolate eclaires
- Grapes. Pre-peeled, of course
- Chocolates
- A life-size model of Pamela Anderson, circa 1990
- Chocolate covered strawberries
Remember: today doesn't end until 11:59 p.m.
Plenty of time.