What a month...
Apr. 25th, 2024 03:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_angelHere I've been schmoozing, boozing, and floozing it up for the last month, and finally, when I get home to what should be my sanctuary, what do I get?
1) Accused of being an unethical boss when we all know I'm an amazing boss BECAUSE I'm unethical
2) Bodily fluids dispensed on my desk that did not come from me, nor anyone I would like it to come from. Ew. I might have to buy a new desk.
3) Pictures of the most pathetic looking wanna be punk rocker flannel kid all over my toilet. TOILET. What is that about anyways?! I mean, thank you for giving me something to aim but gross. I wish I remembered that kid's name so I could be even more annoyed but instead, I have to stare at his face. So far, I've counted 23 of the pictures kicking around ... who knows how many more?
Ugh. I need a mimosa and a vacation. Maybe a chemical peel. This stress can't be good for my skin.
1) Accused of being an unethical boss when we all know I'm an amazing boss BECAUSE I'm unethical
2) Bodily fluids dispensed on my desk that did not come from me, nor anyone I would like it to come from. Ew. I might have to buy a new desk.
3) Pictures of the most pathetic looking wanna be punk rocker flannel kid all over my toilet. TOILET. What is that about anyways?! I mean, thank you for giving me something to aim but gross. I wish I remembered that kid's name so I could be even more annoyed but instead, I have to stare at his face. So far, I've counted 23 of the pictures kicking around ... who knows how many more?
Ugh. I need a mimosa and a vacation. Maybe a chemical peel. This stress can't be good for my skin.
