xp_angel: (too cool)
Warren Worthington III ([personal profile] xp_angel) wrote2015-02-23 04:52 pm

Hello

I've been told to introduce myself; however I feel I have met quite a few of you already.

I'm Warren Worthington the Third.

The tabloid stories are all true.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Funny -- that's how women say my name.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Those are angry looking women.

I like challenges.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Life's no fun if it's easy.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
You're actually going to argue with me about this?

[identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
But of course. :) I'm feeling feisty.

I prefer easy. Nice and simple and uncomplicated.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
That's boring. A feisty woman should be spontaneous, not predictable.

If I was a crass sort of person, I'd guess what kind of underwear you're wearing. I'm sure it's very sensible.

[identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying I'm predictable? I'm insulted.

If you were a crass person. But you're the picture of angelic, right?

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Come surprise me then.

Absolutely. Can't you see the halo?

[identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
What was it you said about life not being fun if it's easy?

No....all I see is horns. Maybe a tail.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
You're the predictable one, not me.

Blasphemy! Although I'm sure I'd have a certain charm with horns...

[identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're very predictable. Like you said...There are tabloid stories to prove it.

I bet you would. :)

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I can't help it if the papparazzi have no imagination.

[identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I thought you said the stories were true? Wouldn't that make you the one with no imagination?

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's what they don't print that you should wonder about ;)

[identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...I don't want to know.

[identity profile] x-velocidad.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
There are children here. Stop being gross.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I apologize to all children reading this.

I wasn't aware underwear was taboo. Shame.

[identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com 2015-02-24 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
He's right. Perhaps this is not the best conversation to be had in public.