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[xp_angel]

I'm back from Los Angeles and can only assume you all missed me terribly.

That's a perfectly normal and appropriate feeling to not having me around.

I did something new and it wasn't sexual -- I ate natto for the first time. It was slimy and gross and reminded me of things that I won't say on the journals as children will read it...but I'm sure adults know what I'm talking about.

Salty.

Gooshy.

Weird after taste.

Now I'm wondering what I should eat next.

Comments

[xp_darcy]

I would say to hide the taste, but I think you'd have to shove horseradish or worse into your nose to cover the smell. My nose is too delicate for that, and yours doesn't need the extra abuse.

Thanks for taking one for the team though, now I can make jokes that Jay-Z was rapping about natto the whole time. ♪ Gimme that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff ♪

[xp_cypher]

w e l p

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[xp_darcy]

🪿

[xp_cypher]

It is a beautiful day in Westchester, NY.

And my girlfriend is a horrible goose.

<3

[xp_darcy]

I aim to scar and horrify the weak stomached and hypervisual. 😇

[xp_angel]

I live for these kinds of comments.

[xp_darcy]

Sometimes the two geese inside of me team up to say horrifying shit. That happens more often when you give me such great material. 😇