Wanted: Hardworking, trustworthy indivdiuals...

[xp_angel]

So the opposite of most people in my employ.

Hope keeps telling me she isn't responsible for everything I ask her to do which I think is ridiculous but since I'm a good employer, I will have to listen to her so she doesn't quit.

What does this mean? It means that I'm turning into a philanthropist and need to start my own charitable donations in a way that won't be argued against or used as a political ploy. Fuck politics, I'm tired of it all. I want people who will do what I ask, who will argue against me when need be but ultimately, who actually care. I find sincerity and integrity go a long way, and it's easier for me to listen to 'You're wrong, Warren' when the person actually knows what they're talking about and/or have the right passion behind it.

So.

Apply here. I'll have to do some interviews I suppose, and Hope will continue to help build up my charity but I like the thought of "Warren Cares" as a name. It conveys everything I want and tells absolutely nothing at the same time.

And if you're afraid you don't have any qualifications, I used to employ Miles and Maya a loooong time ago when they were yae high and barely had experience. And now look at them. *sniff sniff*

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[xp_magik]

wait u want to hire someone to tell u no???
would i get to tell other people no???

i have ged. am excellent at saying no if u are being ridiculous. have good bitch face. will toss people on ass. clint taught me about portal stuff in basement so obviously i can learn charity stuff.

hire me.

[xp_angel]

You can say no as much as you want as long as you're okay with me not listening at times.

I have to say, I'm impressed with your credentials here. Resting bitch face is exactly a quality I'm looking for.

When do you want to meet to discuss?

[xp_magik]

you drive hard bargain, may have to rethink status on ur intelligence

i am watching portal mostly in evenings this week, so daytime is fine. u are not allowed in chapel without many chaperones and maybe tranq darts. minimum.

[xp_angel]

I'd be annoyed but many people think I'm stupid so that's a fair assessment.

I know, I know. Listen, I don't know why everyone is so concerned but I assure you, I have no desire to be anywhere near Limbo again. This is one of those 'been there, done that, didn't get a T-shirt but totally got a demon STI' things. I'm good.

Come to my office at WI. I'll leave your name downstairs, and security will let you in. Dress like you don't give a fuck about what I think.

[xp_magik]

if it makes u feel better ur not the lowest on my list of stupid ppl here

i could get u a t-shirt from limbo but it would be made from demon skin and its not very comfortable. decent armor tho.

oh good i can do that

[xp_angel]

The one time I'm glad I'm not number one, I suppose.

No, I'm fine without that, thanks.

Excellent. I'll send you a calendar invite then and we will discuss this further.