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[xp_angel]

You. Yeah, you. The one sitting here, browsing your list, wondering what to do with yourself.

Why not celebrate CHRISTMAS IN JULY with me and ask Daddy Warren for what your heart desires? I'm in a benevolent mood and as such, I shall shower you all with riches*


*within reason, I have no interest in going from billionaire extraordinaire to a paltry millionaire

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[xp_daredevil]

I've emailed you a list of nonprofits that could use some help.

And please pay off my partner's student loans.

[xp_angel]

Why is everyone so selfless these days? I blame the media.

Sure, why not. Send me details.

[xp_daredevil]

Not selfless. Every nonprofit on that list has helped me at some point. Giving back is important.

And my loans are paid off and I don't need a trip around the world or whatever nonsense.

[xp_darcy]

Asking for a less-stressed Foggy is very selfish because less stressed Foggy means more sex.

[xp_daredevil]

you are on to me.

and on me. no complaints.

[xp_darcy]

it's true, gotta get my shitposting in and you're a comfy pillow

[xp_daredevil]

not to argue, but I'm a lawyer so totally to argue - how am I comfy? don't I need to be...idk, squishier?

[xp_darcy]

no, you're a great body pillow

[xp_daredevil]

mmmm. and you're a lovely weight