Anger.

[xp_angel]

Bobbi promised me a home cooked dinner. Something with love. Something foreign. Something that would fill me with warm, happy feelings.

What the fuck is this?

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[xp_skin]

What most students eat every night. Plenty of other people, too.

[xp_angel]

No.......really?

[xp_skin]

Pretty much. It's not bad comfort food if you give it a try.

[xp_dominion]

Don't mock the food of my people.

[xp_eriment]

Eww ketchup. Sriracha or go home.

[xp_angel]

What people? Poor?

[xp_angel]

Both sound unpleasant.

[xp_angel]

It tasted like cardboard. Sugary cardboard.

[xp_eriment]

There are better hot sauces but if you're eating Kraft then sriracha is all you need for perfection.

[xp_dominion]

In many cases, yes. If you had extra cash, you chopped up hotdogs to put in it.

[xp_angel]

Why capitalize it? Is it that important? Is it a proper noun?

It tasted like an adjective.

[xp_angel]

That sounds even more unpleasant. Cardboard, with bits of salty squishiness.

Disgusting.

Who invented this?!

[xp_eriment]

It is a proper noun! It's the name of the company. We plebeians rely on Kraft because we can't get organic non-GMO gluten-free imported free trade vegan triple-caff soy cheese, or whatever it is you keep in your fridge.

[xp_dominion]

People who realized there was a market in food that households whose monthly food budget was double digits could afford.

[xp_angel]

I have many cheeses in my fridge. I could have made an exquisite, velvety macaroni and cheese, something that would make your tastebuds sing at the sheer delight.

But I got this. Hm.

[xp_angel]

I don't think I have the required hardship to understand that sentence.

[xp_eriment]

Mmm Velveeta.

[xp_dominion]

Yeah, so maybe running down cheap food that most people rely on because it doesn't meet your billion dollar standard isn't the best way to go if you're looking to do something other than look like a clueless privileged asshole.

[xp_angel]

I'm fairly certain I am a clueless, privileged asshole. I've never pretended to be otherwise.

[xp_angel]

Damnit, now I want real macaroni and cheese. When's your lunch break? Let's go find some.

[xp_eriment]

lol can you get to Bayville in 5 minutes?

[xp_olaris]

Warren....


I have no words for you. Just you are an idiot.

[xp_angel]

Because dinner confuses me?

[xp_olaris]

Because you are asking what the basic mac and cheese is.

I think, we, and by we I mean the entire team, should take you to a mac and cheese restaurant.

[xp_angel]

I know what mac and cheese is. This abomination isn't.