My new admin assistant

The girl that answers my phone no longer seems to be there.  Did I fire her?  Did I promote her? Your guess is as good as HR's.

What matters is that Jubilee found a replacement.  If you need me, please reach out to Mr. Fiddlesticks.  He is very efficient and has already mastered such executive tasks such as 'pondering through the window', 'sitting in silence while judging' and my personal favourite 'I actually don't care about what you're saying but I want it in triplicate"