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It's a good day to celebrate ....
Feb. 14th, 2024 04:50 pmMe.
Warren.
Because it was my birthday on the 10th and no one remembered (not even me, but that's not the point). I also recognize that the 10th is a stupid day to have a birthday.
For example. It is National Home Warranty Day (why can't people just buy new houses if their old one is boring?), National Cream Cheese Brownie Day (I did do this, I admit and it was delicious although that's not what we're talking about) and National Umbrella Day... and let me tell you about umbrellas.
Did you know that it is bad luck to open an umbrella inside ONLY BECAUSE it dries out the umbrella and keeps it last longer? Nah, Big Umbrella wants you to close your umbrella and let it rust so you need to buy a new one.
I can go on about umbrellas all day. But instead -- let's talk about me. Warren. I should have been born on Valentine's Day and honestly, I'm a bit annoyed I can't buy a better birthday.
Anyways. Love me as I deserve.
Warren.
Because it was my birthday on the 10th and no one remembered (not even me, but that's not the point). I also recognize that the 10th is a stupid day to have a birthday.
For example. It is National Home Warranty Day (why can't people just buy new houses if their old one is boring?), National Cream Cheese Brownie Day (I did do this, I admit and it was delicious although that's not what we're talking about) and National Umbrella Day... and let me tell you about umbrellas.
Did you know that it is bad luck to open an umbrella inside ONLY BECAUSE it dries out the umbrella and keeps it last longer? Nah, Big Umbrella wants you to close your umbrella and let it rust so you need to buy a new one.
I can go on about umbrellas all day. But instead -- let's talk about me. Warren. I should have been born on Valentine's Day and honestly, I'm a bit annoyed I can't buy a better birthday.
Anyways. Love me as I deserve.
