Hello

[xp_angel]

I've been told to introduce myself; however I feel I have met quite a few of you already.

I'm Warren Worthington the Third.

The tabloid stories are all true.

Comments

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I think my favorite is the one about you and the hotel room with the whipped cream and the baby llama. What was her name? Llamette?

(Yeah I know that's from Rock of Ages, leave me alone, it's an awesome musical!)

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It is fantastic, I have to admit. I caught it in Vegas last time I was there.

I don't remember much of it, which is a pity. I think I could relate to that hotel scene.

A llama would be hard to find though...

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a llama's nothing.

you let me know if you wanna take a walk on the wild side...because all the coloured girls go doo de doo do do doo...

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

If a llama is nothing, what would impress you?

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a dodo bird.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

...I like the way you think.

I'll need geneticists and caffeine.

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it's not all about money.

resurrecting an extinct creature that's not a dinosaur and won't try to kill us? now THAT is impressive.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

How do we know dodos were harmless? Maybe that's the real reason they went extinct: too dangerous.

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how wolves change rivers (http://youtu.be/ysa5OBhXz-Q)

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

That's about four minutes longer than my attention span.

What should I take away from that?

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that you're a moron who I can't waste time on