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Adult talking ahead
Sep. 30th, 2016 06:36 pmRight. So.
I have no idea who fixed my phone/computer/whatever to call me a 'pinprick buttfucker' but I have a few choice things to say.
1) haha
2) grow up
3) A human being couldn't have an anus the size of a pinprick. They'd explode.
4) Obligatory 'my penis is enormous' comment. I'm too stressed to put any effort into this comeback, my assistant is off on vacation and Bobbi refuses to be witty on my behalf.
I have no idea who fixed my phone/computer/whatever to call me a 'pinprick buttfucker' but I have a few choice things to say.
1) haha
2) grow up
3) A human being couldn't have an anus the size of a pinprick. They'd explode.
4) Obligatory 'my penis is enormous' comment. I'm too stressed to put any effort into this comeback, my assistant is off on vacation and Bobbi refuses to be witty on my behalf.
