Warren Worthington III

one of the few times I get to say this and mean it - thank goodness I'm blind.

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It's really more of a texture thing.

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not helping

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I just don't want you to feel left out.

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tell you what - I'll go walk around my apartment in my underwear. then I won't be left out. left the thong in your room.

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...you probably deserve a raise for putting up with me. But that won't happen.

#teamthong

I like this hashtag thing. It doesn't even have to make sense! #neonlove#toocoolforlaundry#awesomefeels

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please don't abuse the hashtags

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#misunderstoodhottie

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Should I tweet this? idk if I should tweet this.

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WWYMD?

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Not let me work for you in the first place, so she's not the best place to go to for advice.

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She's a tough cookie. I don't think my charm worked.

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No.

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Any excuse.

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I was meant to be free. All the time.

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No, Warren. No.

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Why are you trying to oppress me, Felicia?

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Because ass floss is attractive on no one.

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There's a nudist under my clothes,just aching to be free.

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Just wear the shorty-shorts* or whatever they're called like a less ridiculous hot person. You are embarrassing me.

*Apparently they're called "trunks", sure men's fashion.

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Sooo.....I take it you don't want to go to the roof and tan your ass cheeks with me?

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Ew.

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Are you worried about an uneven tan? Don't be. I have Raidoree. One for you, one for me.

Google it. If you dare.

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I don't take sucker bets, kitten. Besides, I got my base tan over the long weekend; the rest is all spray.

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Sigh.

Well what else am I supposed to do on a Sunday evening?

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...really?

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Thoughts? My thong is going to waste here....

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THAT SENTENCE MAKES NO SENSE. UGH.

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Just tell me what you want me to do.

That's probably easier.

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You put on your shorty-shorts and you get over here! If you're good, there may be an underwear dance party.

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And if I'm bad, there should DEFINITELY be an underwear dance party.

On my way.

<3

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Why Warren? Just why?

Does anyone have the brain bleach?

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I own stock. I'll send some over.

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Of course you do...This was your plan all along wasn't it. Increase sales of Brain Bleach and push up the stock. I'm onto you now Worhtington...though I still need that bleach :P

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I'll send you cat gifs all morning, courtesy of Miles. That boy should be responsible for all my technology.

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I do like cat gifs it's true, I knew I liked this Miles. Sounds like he's a good influence on you, or at least introducing you to the wonder of gifs on the internet. You should definitely put him in charge of your social media...although that might make it harder to take your phone when we're out to lunch. Hmm, suddenly not sure how I feel about this.

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I did, and I'm overpaying him, I'm sure.

...did I forget we have a lunch date or is this how you're telling me?

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